Golf
(for Russell Henley)
No whining at the umpire for a call, Or mouthing off to make the evening news. No pot of gold for you to take a fall, Or arguing the fairness when you lose. No kneeling when the flag is on display. No politics, or tolerance of fools. Just golf, played the old-fashioned way, With great respect for playing by the rules.
Another great round, you finished up well below par, but if we switched the game, I'd say you hit that ball really far. It could be said that it was a grand slam, not only did the ball go over the fence to bring you around, but the swing brought everyone homeward bound.